~Author Unknown~
Dumbwaiter - one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert
Feedback - the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots
Full name - what you call your child when they are in trouble
Grandparents - the people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure you are not raising them right
Hearsay - what small children do when someone utters a dirty word
Rear Blowout - what happens to the back of a breastfed baby's diaper
Independent - how we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say
Puddle - a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it
Show off - a child who is more talented than yours
Sterilize - what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva
Top Bunk - where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies
Whodunit - none of the kids that live in your house
Spit up - what happens to a clean solid colored shirt
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