Thursday, February 3, 2011

Mommy Dictionary

~Author Unknown~

Dumbwaiter - one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert

Feedback - the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots

Full name - what you call your child when they are in trouble

Grandparents - the people who think your children are wonderful even though they are sure you are not raising them right

Hearsay - what small children do when someone utters a dirty word

Rear Blowout - what happens to the back of a breastfed baby's diaper

Independent - how we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say

Puddle - a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it

Show off - a child who is more talented than yours

Sterilize - what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva

Top Bunk - where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies

Whodunit - none of the kids that live in your house

Spit up - what happens to a clean solid colored shirt

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